Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
My vagina just clenched in fear
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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