and she was petting her beer can
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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