Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
dude. I can hear the air.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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