why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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