So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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