Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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