I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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