We won't sleep together?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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