Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
