Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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