Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
