im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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