i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
How external is "for external use only"?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
The ass gains better be worth it
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