the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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