whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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