Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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