I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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