so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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