i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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