my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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