The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
You need Xanax blowdarts
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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