It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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