Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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