I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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