we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
