i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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