quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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