But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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