Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
and you said cock pushups were impossible
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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