Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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