he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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