What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
