Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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