i need an iv and a liver transplant
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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