Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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