This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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