and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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