If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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