I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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