I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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