If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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