Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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