sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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