I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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