Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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