i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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