Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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