oh god the rape fog is back!
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
cat food counts as protein by the way
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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