Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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