How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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